I can’t help posting this…

(I know I'm a horrible person for posting this, but it's hilarious in a sick, sad way…)

From Lark News….

Ministry changes name to Campus Jihad for Christ

ORLANDO — In an effort to broaden their international appeal, Campus Crusade for Christ, the venerable evangelism organization founded by Bill and Vonette Bright 52 years ago, has changed its name to Campus Jihad for Christ.
"When the ministry started in 1951, 'crusade' was a bold, evocative word," says Campus Jihad spokesman Tony Ulkes. "Now it has negative overtones and kind of a fifteenth-century ring to it, particularly in Europe and the Middle East, where we're expanding. But 'jihad' is considered by young people to be new and fresh, and it means virtually the same thing as 'crusade'. So we're changing with the times."
But some observers call the change a sure way to alienate their core constituency.
"This is a grave miscalculation," says church history professor Timothy Wilds of the University of Florida, Miami. "I'm not sure they'll win any more converts, and it's quite possible they'll anger a lot of long-time supporters."
The impetus for the change came as the ministry found it increasingly difficult to set up debates with Muslim groups on university campuses because of the 'crusade' moniker. And students recently introduced to the ministry often assumed it was started after September 11, 2001, in response to terrorism.
The name changes will flow down the employee chart. Campus ministers will now be called campus mujahideen, or holy warriors. Regional directors will be known as fedayeen Christ. Fedayeen means "one who sacrifices himself for a cause" in Arabic.
"With no disrespect meant to Mohammed, we'd like students to join the true jihad — the jihad of Christ," says Ulkes.
The change will also solve a small but consistent problem: the inevitable handful of students who joined the group thinking it was the Society for Creative Anachronism, a medievalist group which holds fairs and festivals in the spirit of Olde England.
"We're all happy to be rid of the 'crusade' label," says Ulkes. "This is a new day for us." •


8 Responses to I can’t help posting this…

  1. Jack says:

    Laura, this is funny, although I assume the above article was tongue in cheek. Tell me it is not serious, because in this day and age, I can’t be sure.

  2. Laura says:

    Yeah, check out http://www.larknews.com, it’s like the Onion, a completely sarcastic “news source,” all related to the Christian culture. It’s hilarious.

  3. mary says:

    that is so funny, laura. o my goodness.

  4. Matt says:

    That is very, very funny. Don’t feel like you’re a horrible person for posting that. We need some irreverence here and there, and who better to be irreverent toward than evangelicals?

  5. Laura says:

    Yeah, I don’t really feel guilty, but it’s sort of like I feel like I should feel guilty, but I really don’t. What funny things guilt and the conscience are.

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    How I can change avatar in this forum?

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